Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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