I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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