They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I booty called her while she was in labor.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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