i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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