I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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