I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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