Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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