An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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