ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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