a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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