im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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