I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
It's rum buckets o'clock
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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