I heard we made out
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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