it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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