what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Randomize
