I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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