He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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