I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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