Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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