drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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