I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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