yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize