No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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