Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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