yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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