just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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