I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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