Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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