This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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