Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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