If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
