Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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