I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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I need you to use more vowels.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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