Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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