Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just found puke in my bra..
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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