i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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