Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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