My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Come see our sink grown plant.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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