You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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