Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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