last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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