dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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