More tranny stories later!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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