So drunk its hurt
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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