Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Found the puke drawer
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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