left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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