yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
