doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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