Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
