So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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