I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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