I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
And then he peed in my hair
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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