you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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