we need to drink 2009 down the drain
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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