he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I've blown a few things in my day
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Randomize
