just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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